Pet peeves
Brook:
5. Incompetence
4. Strangers/acquaintances who volunteer extremely personal information
3. Ignorance
2. Unnecessary rudeness
1. Apostrophe misuse
Chris:
5. Knuckle crackers
4. Open mouth breathers
3. People who aren't prepared when they approach the ATM
2. Morning people
1. Impertinence
8 Comments:
I almost misspelled incompetence. Now I'm full of self-loathing.
5. The General Public
4. Apostrophe overuse
3. Grammatically-incorrect advertising
2. Cell phone use in public
1. Willful ignorance
And Chris? Morning people aren't a pet peeve. They are an unnatural, bred-by-Satan scourge on sanity and all that is good in the world.
hey - I resemble that last remark!
5. The word "nother".
4. Using Q instead of O on vanity plates. Example: CQQPER.
3. People who spit up loogies.
2. "Please hold for a very important call". If it's that important, have a person call me.
1. Perkiness and other phony personality disorders.
Isn't being a morning person considered a personality disorder?
Old people driving. It's a state-wide epidemic up here, which is what happens when out-migration of youth claims the majority of your population. On the other hand? The not-blind ones are funny.
Kt - quit saying mean things about morning people or I'm going to start calling you when I get up. Every stinking day.
As I said. Evil.
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