Favorite excuses for missing work

Brook:

5. alarm clock did not go off (so I slept for 18 hours)

4. allergies

3. sinus infection

2. unspecified stomach bug

1. food poisoning

Chris:

5. dog was sick

4. flat tire

3. funeral (for my grandmother, who is still alive)

2. my house was being sold and torn down

1. having sex with my girlfriend