Top-five Beatles and why
Brook:
5. Ringo: He was in Caveman. Unforgivable.
4. George: The band's spiritual compass.
3. Paul: Would've been #2, but he lost cool points for "Say Say Say".
2. Ted Kord: He died a hero.
1. John: A long-time personal favorite of mine.
Chris:
5. Clarence: the saxophonist who was accused of trying steal all the glory
4. George: in the biggest band in the world and couldn’t enjoy it
3. Ringo: got a free pass for fame and did enjoy it
2. John: um, one word, Yoko
1. Paul: goofy yet loveable bastard