Things I say at work that make me sound dirty
Brook:
Chris sent me this list nearly two weeks ago, but I couldn't think of anything. I thought his list, however, was too good not to post.Chris:
5. nice and firm (re: soil compaction)
4. moist (re: soil saturation)
3. provide protection (re: tree preservation)
2. lay pipe (re: infrastructure)
1. consumate (re: contracts)
3 Comments:
5. I need the 3" this time. (ordering sleeve pipe)
4. This rubber's too cracked to sell. (tires)
3. This needs lube. (axles)
2. Look at this nipple - you can't hide it. (tires)
1. Grease it good so it doesn't dry out. (axles)
Your jobs sound so much more rewarding than mine.
oh, don't let the dirty talk fool you Brook. Tires + axles = trailers. = trailer trash. On a daily basis.
Post a Comment
<< Home